I Need to Quit Listening to Ice Cube!


it’s a bad habit,

a 9pm-standing-on-a-corner-smoking-a-cigarette-next-to-a-hooker

bad habit;


I tell the arresting officer,


*Yo, Officer, you’re making a big mistake!


but the officer laughs,

then the officer spits,

and says


*Tell that bullshit to the judge!


No, I don’t need to quit smoking,

I need to quit listening to fucking Ice Cube!



(*lyrics courtesy of Ice Cube’s, BeBe’s Kids)



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