You can sit outside chatting with the other losers.
But I know you like me.
You think I’ m cool.
You like to collect cool people eh it’s your buzz.
I don’t come very often.
Why don’t you sit up the front.
When I say “kissed me on my other lips”
and “my big fat clit” you might get a hard on.
When I ask “did I cheat using sex”? I want you
to shrug and say, “I didn’t hear any cheating.”
You know I’m an alcoholic.
Don’t feel bad for me it’s my own fault and
besides I love drinking booze.
Man up it’s not a death sentence.
Order a bottle of wine while I dance a little.
Can you rub my back.
One of my boobs is bigger than the other.
You know, I am not what I seem.
I’ve been struggling at work.
Drunk first thing in the morning.
I don’t think I am ever going to have children.
The sadness dripped out of her on to the floor.
I don’t know whether anything will happen
You should be flattered that I would even
consider such a possibility.
After all I am a total babe.
My skin is golden.
My long dark hair flows round my beautiful
I am just so fucking goddam hot.
Once at a party I showed this guy specks of
blood on my white dress which I said were
from my vagina.
I know I am really flirty.
When I get shit-faced I just can’t help it.
I love stiff young cock and pussy too.
I think I like pussy even more.
Whichever it is it has to be good looking.
Sometimes I get sick of men.
Anyway this guy wasn’t sure what to do.
Should I have said take my dress off and
wash it for me while I blow you
or I really need a pad!
He was a honey and a great friend.
I take a lot of ecstasy which is why I want to
hug people all the time.
Linda was a great dancer.
The inner thigh muscles on her legs flexed
and framed her pussy as she danced.
I wondered to myself whether she was
wearing a g-string.
The thought of it haunted me.
She had a beautiful ass.
I thought I was going to go crazy.
When she went away to Italy for a holiday
and didn’t come back I was devastated.
I smoked packets of cigarettes hoping
she would walk down the street.
I finally levelled out of my infatuation
with Linda and got back to thinking about other things.
That’s when Kay walked in.