Posts Tagged ‘iDrew’

iAnger

you and me
pissed on wine
WORD –
s-n-o-g-g-i-n-g

you and me
ripping threads
WORD –
b-r-e-a-t-h-l-e-s-s

you and me
on the sofa
WORD –
f-u-c-k-i-n-g

you and me
tunes and weed
WORD –
c-h-i-l-l-i-n-g

you quick exit
DON’T SAY THOSE WORDS
DON’T SAY THOSE WORDS
said we’re over
said i was too
WORD –
c-l-i-n-g-y

WORD UP
f-u-c-k-RIGHT-o-f-f

u limp worm maggot
u were the worst shag
like ever
WORD –
w-a-n-k-e-r

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iLoss

today
i had to go to bereavement
counseling
‘cos these last few days
i’ve cried so much
i’ve not been able
to concentrate on anything or
eat i’ve not put on any slap
can’t even be bothered to get
out of bed

this has to be the worst
i’ve ever felt
(didn’t even feel this bad
when i was dumped by jason)
i’m so totally gutted
at this devastating loss
and I know it’s such a cliché that you
don’t know what you’ve got
‘till it’s gone
well it’s truly gone
only to be replaced with
emptiness

i’d give anything
anything
just to get my precious little
smooth slender touch me
iPhone back ‘cos
my fingers and thumbs ache
with idleness
and just how am i expected to survive
without an app to tell me i’m alive

 

 

iWoman

for bella donna
the poisonous princess
victim
was never an option
as a career path
(not in these
killer heels
baby)

in the slip stream of
ghost romances
came the venomous
kisses
and flesh dressed
for the fascism
of night
hip sway sixties
go-go birdcage girls
mashed potato
action

reaction
bella donna the
self infected
fell victim
to not becoming a
victim
held her whispers
prisoners
(in her little
clenched hands)

fists
and did the shopping
fists
and did the cooking
fists
and did the washing up
fists
and did the hoovering
fists
and did the dusting
fists
and tidies up
fists
and did the washing
fists
and did the ironing

fists

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iKnightley

my dad reckons you’re a
west ham fan
well i’ve sat in the chicken run
with him a few times
and i’ve not seen yer
in a claret and blue scarf
and matching gloves
sitting opposite in the alpari stand
unlike katy perry who always
smiled at the chants about
her exploits with russell brand

kierra honey
with yer audrey hepburn eyebrows
and yer middle england flirty laugh
i’m only writing this to
slag you off
‘cos in your line of work
you’ve snogged
johnny depp and james mcavoy
and i’m so envious

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iMacbeth

the weird sisters hand in hand
slappers of pitsea and canvey island
put it about in all the clubs
from southend seafront to basildon

three blue wk-d
then three more each
three more again
again
again
now they’re getting pissed
and right in the mood
to do the business

one’s for a blow job
one’s for a quickie
and one’s more than willing
to take it up the bottom

a siren a siren
plod does come

pull up their knickers
quick get a wiggle on
gotta to get out of sight
they don’t wanna be
giving freebies away
for the benefit of policmens’ balls
in the cells all night

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iScratch

when i think of you
i’ve these burning desires
i thought it was love
the doctor diagnosed cystitis